The world is home to 7.5 billion people and finding one person to interview in a talk show can be hard. From legends like Barack Obama, to our everyday purple dinosaur Barney, to the Mouse that we all know and love: Mickey Mouse. And yet choosing one person for my personal talk show is easy. It would obviously be… drumroll please… SpongeBob SquarePants.
Not only is he the icon of Bikini Bottom (meaning that in terms of fiction: though he's a usual sponge, he certainly is a famous one). Additionally, he even has his own theme song meaning that he should definitely be counted has one of the greatest sponge celebrities in history. Meaning that if he is one of my guests, it will cause my show to blow up as those in Bikini Bottom would definitely help support their favorite sponge.
Apart from being an outright celebrity, SpongeBob has also got quite the impressive career as a chef. He is single-handedly the fry-cook for the Krusty Krab, the most famous restaurant in Bikini Bottom. The fact that he can whip up such delicious ‘Krabby Patty’ on a daily basis to feed the entire population of Bikini Bottom, just showcases what a hardworking, determined and passionate fry-cook and sponge he is. Having such an amazing repertoire as a cook… correction, Master Chef… no, Master Sponge would make it my honor to host such a driven sponge. Plus, I have always wanted to try a Krabby Patty for myself.
Aside from his profession and popularity, SpongeBob is the heartbeat of nautical nonsense in Bikini Bottom. He is responsible for helping Sandy beat world records, having fun with Patrick as a Goofy Goober and jellyfish-catcher, spending time with Gary and blowing loads and loads of bubbles. Being such an important link in the chain of fun and joy that goes on under the sea makes him such an influential figure. And maybe he could even introduce me to Sandy or Mr Krabs… Big dreams Jay… Focus on Big dreams… Whew…
Believe it or not, SpongeBob’s impressive resume does not end here! The sponge himself along with his friends have saved Bikini Bottom and the world a countless number of times from the likes of Plankton and other baddies who have tried to steal the Krabby Patty Secret Formula to take over the world. When people may look up to heroes in the Justice League or in the Avengers like Batman, Iron Man, Superman, Captain America and more, I look up to the sponge. So to all other superheroes reading this: take it as a warning to you, because there’s a new superhero in town and he is a sponge, with square pants. And his name is SpongeBob SquarePants!
Aside from being one of the greatest fictional heroes of all time, he is also great at a number of other things. He has shown many impressive skills from having a ‘Blacker Belt’ in Karate to blowing bubbles that come to life! And yet with all this power he still has a caring and loving heart for all around him, which really inspires me as a person and is the main reason that I want to invite him to my talk show.
However, let's be real… Everyone has heard of SpongeBob SquarePants and despite being just a sponge in a show, he has built the moral foreground for the principles of fun, kindness, compassion, and heroism that shape our world today. And that is why I would want to host him for my talk show, because SpongeBob is more than an everyday sponge; he is a celebrity, a chef, a hero, a Doer-of-Nautical-Nonsense and a caring being. I want to host SpongeBob SquarePants because he is the Greatest Sponge to Ever Live.
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